i promise

i promise....


to never be a psycho manipulative MIL. EVER
if obama wins the election in November i will have officially lost all faith in the human race.
to never spend another dime at wal-mart. .
in a few weeks i will stop neglecting my hair straightener.
to teach baby j it is ok to do things the unconventional way.
this baby weight will be gone in less than a year.
K will always know he is my favorite person.
to add to my tattoo collection soon....very soon.
not to kill the fat security guard in out neighborhood. 
i will try not to panic when we check into the hospital to deliver this baby. 
my crazy hormonal behavior will be ending soon... so the boy can relax. 
that i will try to ignore those who refuse to mind their own business and think of it as a way of them idolizing me or something. 
to count my blessings. 
to let all let all this nonsense baby advice to go in one ear and out the other
vodka, we will be friends again very soon. 


xoxo